obsessed with cats that bark
laga dyga is an evil hag and she is going to Get you
you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
Happy tax season to my US followers
Okay, fun fact - this is covered by the 5th Amendment!
In order to not get Al Capone'd by the IRS, you do need to report income received from illegal activity. However, in compliance with the 5th Amendment right to refuse to confess to a crime, you are not required to disclose the source of that income if you believe that doing so would result in self-incrimination.
You do need to note that you are specifically invoking your 5th Amendment right; if you just leave things blank or fill in junk data, the IRS is likely to get at you for a frivolous or incomplete return. But "5th Amendment income" is a legal thing to file, and is exactly what you are supposed to do in that situation!
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jacked the fuck in
oh the inherent eroticism of a data cable on a computer from 1945
randomly remembered this gem
YOU DESTROYED YOUR ROOT CHAKRA!!
its over & you aren't going to make it!
You know that post about how angels and telephone towers are biologically compatible? That’s how I feel about overgrown plants and industrial machines.
These two things can and SHOULD make offspring.
Do you WANT kudzu cables?
Do you WANT invasive machinery to bury your city?
Do you WANT to be entombed in wires until you can't tell where "you" end and "we" begin?
yes. reblog
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.
to clarify. my dad used to be a cab driver in ny and he also grew up in india so he just drives like a dickhead.